What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?

None. I am not a drinker. If I would have anything it would probably be a pink wine.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?

Not a fan of chocolate, however I live with chocaholic so there is chocolate ice cream in the freezer.
One of my food guilty pleasures is cheese. I currently have cheddar, American and Muenster cheese in the fridge.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?

Goya olives with peppers. There is a specific Spanish name for it but I can’t recall now.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?

Diagorno pizza and frozen corn on the cob.

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?

Nope but when I do have it, it is usually any veggies.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably
don’t?

Nothing except when the kiddo brings home food from their culinary class.

Bonus: In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?

I can’t say that I have.

Bonus, bonus: We’re curious, how many phallic shaped foods are in your refrigerator?

One, a cucumber.

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