OLOGY Meme

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OLOGY Meme

from The Archives

MOUTHOLOGY
What is your least favorite salad dressing? 

Anything balsamic
What is your least favorite fast food restaurant? 
White Castle
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? 
Longhorn
On average, what would cause you to flirt with the server? 
Nothing. They are so young and I am too cute for jail
What food could you eat every day just to “get along”? 
Goya crackers with cream cheese
What pizza toppings would make you hurl? 
Anchovies
What food is likely to get you “in the mood…”? 
Wine
What is your favorite type of gum to get off your shoe? 
None

TECHNOLOGY 
Number of contacts you’d never let your significant other see on your cell phone? 

I do not have a significant other and in a perfect world there would be no need to hide any of my contacts
Number of contacts in your email address book that are exes? 
One
Do you judge others about the wallpaper on their computer? 
Not really. I was amused by a guy friend who had a picture of a vagina as his wallpaper. It was more of his ex that ANYONE had to see
What is your favorite technology from the past that is now obsolete? 
The boom box, record player, and cassette tape
Do you have stuff on your computer that you’d never want someone to see? 
Nope.

BIOLOGY 
Are you right-handed or left-handed? 

Right handed
Do you like your smile? 
Meh. It is a bit out of alignment
What’s your best feature? 
My eyes
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? 
A beautiful human
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? 
Feeling
When was the last time you had a cavity? 
On-going
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? 
My groceries last night
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? 
Almost, more like semi-unconscious. It was due to a fight I had with an ex after they knocked me to the floor and kept banging my head against the floor.

BULLCRAPOLOGY 
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? 

No
Is love for real? 
I’ve heard
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? 
Sarah
What color do you think looks best on you? 
Red
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? 
Hahahaa, yes, hahaaha
Have you ever saved someone’s life? 
Not that I can recall
Has someone ever saved yours? 
Yes and no

DAREOLOGY 
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000? 

Nope. I am someone’s mom
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? 
Heck, I have done that for free
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? 
Nope
Would you never blog again for $50,000? 
Hell yes!
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? 
Nope. I am someone’s mom
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? 
Nope and if I really needed the cash and did I would have to overdose on my acid reflux medicine
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? 
Yes

DUMBOLOGY 
What is in your left pocket? 

Receipts
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? 
Carpet, wall to wall carpet and I hate it!
Do you sit or stand in the shower? 
Stand
Could you live with roommates? 
Nope
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 
Zero
Where were you born? 
Newark
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? 
Georgia when I got a speeding ticket
What do you want to be when you grow up? 
A property owner

LASTOLOGY 
Friend you talked to? 

Kim, a friend from my first NJ job
Last person you called? 
Kiddo, returning their phone call
Person you hugged? 
My great Aunt and Uncle

FAVORITOLOGY 
Number? 

5
Color? 
Blue
Season? 
Spring and Fall

CURRENTOLOGY 
Missing someone? 

My three grannies who are up in heaven
 Mood? 
Melancholy
Listening to?
TV as background noise
Watching? 
CNN
Worrying about? 
Being ok to report for work on Tuesday

RANDOMOLOGY 
First place you went this morning? 

Brunch Paint event
What can you not wait to do? 
Sleep
What’s the last movie you saw? 
Deadpool
When was the last time you got caught cheating? 
I don’t cheat
Are you a sexy person? 
I’d like to think so but recent feedback would be a no
Now that the survey’s (or meme) done what are you going to do?
Finish my hard soda and figure out what I am having for dinner
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